God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!
Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him [...]

Cell Phone Vrata Kalpa Vidhaanamsankalpam cheppukuni ilaa pooja cheyaali.
Aum cellaaya namaha
Ringtone ghullaaya namaha
Cellunte thrillaaya namaha
Bill chooste jhallaaya namaha
adi kattesariki jebuki chillaaya namaha
sankalpam ayina tarvata meeku nachchina vaarito kaneesam ganta sepu cellulo maatlaadavalenu.
vrata kadha:
poorvam “cell vaalaa” anuvaadu sri mahaa vishnuvunu goorchi tapassu cheyagaa vishnuvu pratyakshamai yedainaa varam korukomani cheppenu. appudu cell vaalaa tanaku vishnuvu hrudaya peetampai [...]

The most satisfying “TWO” letter word…”WE” Use it
The most poisonous “THREE” letter word…
“EGO” Kill it
The most used “FOUR” letter word…
“LOVE” Value it
The most pleasing “FIVE” letter word…
“SMILE” Keep it
The fastest spreading “SIX” letter word…
“RUMOUR” Ignore it
The hardest working “SEVEN” letter word…
“SUCCESS” Achieve it
The most enviable “EIGHT” letter word…
“JEALOUSY” Distance it
The most powerful “NINE” letter word…
“KNOWLEDGE” [...]

A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a parrot. He pulled over, picked the poor parrot who was still alive but unconscious. He decided to take him home. When the motorist got home, he put the parrot in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside.When the [...]

Definition of kiss
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Prof .of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of mouth [...]

Dear Ms.Baby, I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realised that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time, I’ve been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just an [...]

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
“I’ll have a C monkey please.”
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey.He fit a collar and leash, [...]

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Girls and Windows
o Both have a great UI.
o Both consume large resources and do less work.
o Both crash unexpectedly.
o Both are not easily portable on different architectures (environment).
o Both can’t work on low resource architectures (environment)
o Both are costly to maintain.
o Both give mostly unexpected outputs.
o Both’s working often contradicts with their documentation.
o Both [...]

FOOL se
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUITFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY ADVANCE APRIL FOOL’s DAY

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
” u can express ur self “.
During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
” Always get in Touch “.
After Honeymoon is HUTCH
” Wherever u go ur wife network follows”.
After one year Life is IDEA
” ur wife can change ur life “.
After 15 years Life is BSNL
” Subscriber is not reachable “?????????