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Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid
so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed,but
now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but
they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS (Its my Fav…..)
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Height of Optimism… Soldier: “Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies”, SARDAR Major: “Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction” !.

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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

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Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”

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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..

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