1 .
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u Xchnged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..

2 .
Sardar tells a girl “Come 2 my house at night,nobody Will b
there………….
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.More…

3 .
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said “FILL UP IN CAPITAL “.

4 .
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

5 .
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India afterEvery 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

6 .
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

7 .
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!

8 .
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18…

9 .
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said “SMILE PLEASE”

10 .
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

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