Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman’s saree. He asked her “Can you lift that saree? I want to take a photograph” The rest is history.

He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied” I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can’t allow you to stay”. He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied,” I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can’t allow you to stay”. He went to the next house and asked:” Do you have “grown up” Daughters?”. The Owner asked,” WHY?????????” Banta replied,” I wanted to stay here for a night…..” The rest is history.

One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one Sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the couple enquired eagerly “What are you doing ?” Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the next day, they find the same Sardarji, in front of Red Fort in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple curiously asked - “What are you doing here ?” Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form, how come you’re in Delhi? Sardarji cooly replied It is written here - “FILL IN CAPITALS”

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