*~Types Of Girls~*~HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVERRAM GIRLS:
she forgets about you, the moment you turn her offWINDOW GIRLS:
everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need [...]

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Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid
so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed,but
now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but
they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS (Its my Fav…..)
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Height of Optimism… Soldier: “Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies”, SARDAR Major: “Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction” !.
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What is the height of mixed [...]

Bill Gates, Indialoni technology gurinchi, software abhivruddhini gurinchi telusukovadam kosam naalugu rojula paryatana pai India bayaluderaadu. Bangaloreki flightlo cherukuni carlo hotelki bayaluderudaamannaadu driverni. Secretary chinna navvu navvi, Sir, ikkadi Technology Meet samaavesaaniki vellipotunnaam annaadu. andenti adi inkaa naalugu gantala tarvata kadaa ippatnundi yenduku, yenti anta dooram vuntundaa manam vellavalasindi? annaadu amaayakangaa Bill Gates. Bangalorelo [...]

Types of US Visa - very useful information
A Visas (Official Visas)
A-1: For Ambassadors, public ministers & consular officers
A-2: For immediate family members of A-1
A-3: Attendants & servants of A-1 and A-2 holders
B (Business/Visitor) Visa
B-1 Temporary visitor for business
B-2 Temporary visitor for leisure
C & D Visa (For Aliens in transit)
C-1,2: Alien in transit directly through [...]

Remembering my class mates, after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears.
Everyone now is busy a lot,
No one escaped destiny’s plot.Saw the girl, whom once I thought as my best friend.
Oops ! Today she is somebody else’s girl friend.
After months, remembered about her fro a bit
Heard she is happy, that made me smile.
Project reviews to [...]

(At your own risk!!!)
 
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
“You’re under arrest!”
(For what?)
“For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow [...]

Shopkeeper:Oh ho Deepika ji , aaiye aaiye.Kaun sa sabun lena pasand karengi.Ye dekhiye ye..(Someother soap which is not nirma)
Deepika(Customer):Nahi Nahi ye nahi woh(pointing at nirma).
Shopkeeper: Par aap to woh, purana wala sabun….(stammering)
Deepika(Customer):Leti thi, par wahi safedi mujhe kam damo mein mile to koi woh kyun le, ye(nirma) na le!
Shopkeeper:Man gaye!!
Deepika(Customer):Kise?
Shopkeeper:Aapki par ki nazar aur [...]

Headlines dated on 1st jan 2020
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1. President Sonia Gandhi and prime minister priyanka gandhi went Italy to meet Italian President Rahul Gandhi.
2. Dhoom-17 ready for release.
3. I’ll play the next world cup - sachin
4. Salman khan, hritik roshan, abhisheik bacchan attend ashwarias 5th wedding.
5. Petrol 1 litre rs. 999/- only.
6.Telugu hero’s new film “nannu nammuko….unnadi [...]

How to kill a lion By Companies…Dont Miss the last 1…
Cognizant Method:
hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do. give him gobi 65 to eat again and again. hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit give them same gobi [...]

Folks,
This is to provide some comic relief…….. You just can’t stop
laughing for every single sentence in the letter below. Take a bit of a break to read it !
In the days when you couldn’t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered [...]