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*** An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.He asks one of his new students to stand and…..
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Prof : So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof : Is God good?
Student [...]

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the
Mahabharata Story to class 6 students. He is at the ‘Krishna janma’ part of it.
Masterji: “Kamsa heard the Aakaashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.
First Son is born, [...]

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# Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber’s saloon in [...]

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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments.FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that [...]

A new way of proposing a girl.. “I wasted my time running behind u & I dont want my son 2 do the same 4ur daughter. So, lets make them Brother & Sister.”

1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I [...]

There was a blind who hated himself just because she’s blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He’s always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her [...]

–   Rohit Sharma ==> Ro’HIT’ Sharma by EENADU
–   RP Singh ==> RP ‘Swing’ by EENADU
– Sourabh ==> ‘Sou’rabh (’Sou’ referring to 100) by EENADU
– Om Shaanti Om ==> ‘Home Shaanthi Home’ by some furniture company in itz ad.
– BSNL ==> Best Spoken National Language (In BSNL compaign)
– marokkasaari ==> marokka’sorry’ – Rahul Dravid form poyinappudu [...]

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let’s find out just how clever you really are.
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First Question:
You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?