1.HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like
yours!!2.HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!3.HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!4.HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!

5.HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

6.HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

7.HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!

8.HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!

9.HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

10.HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don’t go there anymore.

11.HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.

12.HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

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