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GOD SAVE WHO WATCH TV9

Ashok Varma on Feb 3rd 2008

(Article by Viswanath)
Hi guys,
Guys today I want to buy sometime from you….you can sell that from your lunch time or snack time. This is not just another fun forward, this mail is against to a channel TV9 which played with our feelings and time has come to slap them back.

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SuKaM

Ashok Varma on Feb 3rd 2008

SuKaM – (Sumati Kalamati Mandamati)
Long long ago, chikkati chali kaalamlo, oka yetlo…I mean chinna cheruvulo moodu chepalu jaan jigiri cheddi dosts annamaata. Sumati, schoollo first benchlo koorchoni tega time sense paatinche type character. kalamati ee kaalam cinemaallo heroes laa situation peekalavaraku vachchenta varaku light teesukune type. Mandamati body antaa baddhakame. veellaku villains fishermen. kaani story [...]

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Happy Days – Review (Part 2)

Ashok Varma on Feb 3rd 2008

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Low lights:
Inspite of many pros towards it, this movie still falls short of many many things.
– Showing college life is such a lively and lovely concept that u have so many good things to project. On this account Sekhar seems to have missed many many beautiful things in this film.
If any student who loves his [...]

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Happy Days – Review (Part 1)

Ashok Varma on Feb 3rd 2008

(This Review was written on 10-Oct-07)
Happy Days – 7/10
One word ‘SHAKEr’ says it all !!!
This movie is definitely GOOD but it is not that GREAT OR EXTRA ORDINARY work as much betterment was possible !!!

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Whatz itz all about ?
Itz all about the most memorable days of any person…COLLEGE DAYS.

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Highlights:
– ‘Happy Days’, Interesting yet [...]

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Aaavu…The Cow ( idi caption)

Ashok Varma on Feb 3rd 2008

Ambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…..(idi introduction)
– aavu chaalaa laavu
– aavulaku balam vunnaa balupu ledu
– Ponds, Palmolive lekunna bratakochchugaani paalu lekundaa bratakalemu , sarigga aa pointlone touch chestundi aavu.
– aavuki close competitor barre . kaani collections, craze aavuke ekkuva vuntaayi. ante background to vachchina hero type annamaata. enta kastapaddaa barre ni anta [...]

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FMB: Wife !!!

Ashok Varma on Feb 3rd 2008

> My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
> My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
> A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
-Milton Berle
> I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
“There was water in the carburetor.” I asked [...]

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FMB: What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Ashok Varma on Feb 3rd 2008

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
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Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
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Answer:
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by Indian,
using Bill [...]

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FMB: Universal truths about GUYS !!!

Ashok Varma on Feb 3rd 2008

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neatand presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re notthinking the way he is.
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,they always think about the girl they truly care about …no [...]

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FMB: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from the ” US “

Ashok Varma on Feb 3rd 2008

Good One!
21. Tries to use credit cards in a road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health conscious.
19 . Sprays deo so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
17. Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”.
Says “Yogurt” instead of “Curds”.
Says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”.
Says “Candy” instead [...]

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FMB: Together we can and we will – AIDS

Ashok Varma on Feb 3rd 2008

HIV can *never survive in any other liquid* medium also other than blood or semen (& please for God sake … never in Pani Puri wala pani)
* Even if one drinks an HIV infected blood (or semen) of someone (ingest through Gastro Intestinal track), the virus can not survive in the acidic pH of stomach*.
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