One of the best interviews !!!!!
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Nukam Satish Kumar. I did my Tele Communication engineering from NVSIT.
Interviewer: NVSIT sounds good. I think it might be a Good College…
Candidate: No. No.. No…NVSIT means Nakka vekata Subbamma Institute of Technology.. in Peddapuram.
Interviewer: Nakka venkata Subbamma Institute [...]

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chemistry lab lo chese tests appudu notloki chemicals velladam.

bootaddham to fire ni teppinchadam..inkokadi todanu surru manipinchadam.

mirror to friend eyes pai reflection techchi vaadiki visugochchelaa cheyyadam.

chinnappudu chillara kottulo roju tine 20np yellow sweet fresh stock raavadam.

manaku vachchina palleelu..etc potlam lo aa paperlo interesting matter vundadam.

yedanna interesting gaa raasukuntunnappudu pen refill ayipovadam.

hotel lo single idly + single [...]

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road lo potunte stranger ammaayi tane some address help adagadam…!!!

mana peru paper lo raavadam.

tickets dorakavu anukunnappudu last minute lo anukokundaa cinema tickets dorakadam.

slam books lo ‘best friend’ columnlo mana peruni evaranna raasaarani teliyadam.

film celebrities ekkadanna real life lo kanapadadam.

phone

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varshamlo ice cream tinadam
cool climatelo hot bajjeelu tinadam
morning morning vedi vedi coffee taagaadam
late gaa nidara levadam
friends ni kaalito tannadam
mummyto talanTi snaanam
daddyto tannulu
ammayilato tiTlu
paper chadvutoo, tv choostoo, phonelo maatlaadutoo…illu clean chestunte atu itu tirugutoo….ilaa raka rakaala panulu chestoo TIFFIN tinadam.
manchi romantic movie ni choostoo hero place loki vellipoyi…tega oohinchesukovadam
dobhi ki clothes vesetappuDu pockets check [...]

Hi everyone
 
The story goest that some time ago a man punished his 5 year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.
Nevertheless, the little girl brought [...]

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH.
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Our class teacher once said :
” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”
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Once our hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..”….lol…
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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
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He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised.
They sat in a nice coffee [...]

Some time ago a professor received a call from a colleague. He was about to give a student a zero for his answer to a physics question, while the student claimed a perfect score. The instructor and the student agreed to an impartial arbiter, and I was selected. I read the examination question:
“SHOW HOW IT [...]

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Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
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Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
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PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on [...]

Here is a telugu dictionary for u which gives the meaning of some famous words used in Andhra side telugu which are not actually available in any dictionary known.
Doola
1. (n) surplus energy
usage: vaadiki konchem doola ekkuva!
2. (adj) possessing surplus energy
usage: vaadu oka doola gaadu!
3. (n) any activity aimed at venting out surplus energy
usage: enduku vaadiki [...]