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Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
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Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
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PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?

Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference.
PS : ???!!!
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Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer…

Somu : how do u say that?

Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
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Ramu : shhhh…I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before …

Somu : How do u know…?

Ramu : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
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Computer : Please sit over the hard disk to compress the files!

 

Computer : please pour Engine oil in the floppy drive to enhance the performance of Search Engine.
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Ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?

Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether “vante mataram” is new kind of RAM in the market!
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Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..

Somu : How do u say that?

Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.
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Ramu : Hey…. whats time now?

Somu : System time or local time…??
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Ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!

Somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike.. check out!
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Ramu : (while  browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?
Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
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Geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..

Seetha : how do u say that?

Geetha : He believes “Rascal” is a new version of Pascal!
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Ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got
everything…
The Developer Studio can really do magic…

Umesh : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?
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Ramu : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a cloth?

Somu : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. that’s why?
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Babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible with computer… but its audio portion is not at all working :-

Gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???
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Vani : We have shifted our home to Malleswaram now..

Soni : right shift or left shift??
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Kannamma : do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?

Ponnamma : u mean recipe..?
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Ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my landlord yaar. He’s harassing me too much.

Somu : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or…….
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Vanish : Hey.. why is that sardaarji inserting a cover into the
floppy drive?

Bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!
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Software DT in Heaven

Ramu : hey.. I couldn’t send a mail to Hell today… it says mail
“demon” not running…

Somu : ur case is better.. for me, it says “ghost not reachable” and bounce backs
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