FMB: Letter from a guy tired of chain mails
May 16th, 2008 by Ashok Varma
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2008.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it’s good only for removing toilet stains.
I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo .
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I have stopped going to theatres , for fear that i’ll find a needle sticking to my ass with the message , ‘you have been infected , welcome to the world of AIDS’ .
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since
1993…)
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland .
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those “Wishes” are already married (to someone else)!
I am supposed to have a bank balance that would make Ambani look like a grocery store owner, thanks to the many millions I was informed I had won in online lotteries…but the money never came.
You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to your friends.
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn’t matter BUT PLEASE DON’T SEND me
“Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush…” Otherwise I’ll delete my
E-Mail account!
I have daily checked my ATM balance to see if Bill Gates has shared some of his fortune with me for sending those crap “BillGates is sharing his fortune” emails but nothing happened…
No Thanks & No Regards whatsoever,
A Totally Frustrated Software Engineer.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you send this e-mail to at least 28,269,433 people in the next 10 seconds,
Tomorrow will be Today …
