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Konchem Kottaga - 5/10 Star Hotel
Menu:
Cast: Venkat, Tulip Joshi, Ali, Ashish Vidyarthi, Benerjee
Story: K Anand
Music: Raju Rao
Director: Raju Rajendra Prasad
Banner: Sapara Arts
Soup/Starters:
After a break, Venkat comes up with this film on his home banner. He showed good confidence prior to its release. Right from the title this film could create some interest that it would [...]

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Car operating system
Bill’s company made software to run a car.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.
Bill pressed ctrl+b  to apply brakes.
A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?”
Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car caught fire.
In [...]

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you do not understand
If you visit her often, she thinks it is [...]

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are…
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick [...]

Preity Zinta after IPL:

Gates’ Rules
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1
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When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded
that I take her out to some place expensive……………. ….
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MAGIC #1
Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as “CON”.
MAGIC #2
This is something pretty cool and neat…and unbelievable. ..
Try it out yourself…
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
MAGIC #3

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
“NEiTHER” are they comfortable, “NOR” are we!
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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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