‘Girl‘ is the only thing about which brain uses maximum resource
but comes with no output ???? [;)]

Akash was waiting for his love …
“30 minutes late!!”, his brain shouted at him, “Last time you were 5 mins
late and she had literally gobbled u up … remember??”

“Yeah yeah”, he said to his brain, “You know her … all moody and stuff
… oh there she is”

“Scold her OK?”, his brain adviced.

“OK I will try”

Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says “Im sorry honey .. I
was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you”

“What if you had said that line buddy?”, shouted his brain … “she would
have had a nervous breakdown”

Akash ignored his brain .. “Its OK honey .. its only half an hour . no
problem”

She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked “Hope you remember what
occasion is today”

“OMG!!!”, thought Akash ….

“Brain … search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly
anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about”

Brain got into action … he started delegating work to different parts ..
parallel processing .. multiple search ………. complete memory scan.

Sheetal stared at Akash …. “Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2
minutes now … u OK?”

“Huh!!!”, he said, “Oh … nothing’s wrong .. was lost in thought”

“No records found”, said the brain …

“Damn!!”, thought Akash

“So what say … how do we celebrate this day?”, she asked.

Akash is all confused … “Ask her …dumbo?”. said the brain

“OK OK …stop pushing me”

“Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I can’t recall what today is”

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, she shouted … and started crying.

“How could you forget!! ….. its my doggy’s birthday”

“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

A moment of silence.

His entire brain staff was laughing at him.

Akash was dumbfounded.
“What the hell am I supposed to do know?”, he asked his brain.

“Damage control sequence initialized … dont worry our specialist will
comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right”

“Better do it fast ..brainy”

The brain was working at 90% capacity …. gathering and analyzing all data
on ‘How to handle women?’

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to Akash.

He looked up to her, and said “Of Course I remember your doggy’s bday ..
how can I forget that sweet mutt’s special day”

She looked up with utter surprise …
“HUH!!!!!!! ……. Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk”

She stood up angrily and left.
Akash and his brain were left there clueless ….

“Ah! screw u guys .. I’m going home”,

Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.,,,,…Why cant u understand U stupid…  said his brain and left.

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