FMB: Jokes time…
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English Teacher: Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
“NEiTHER” are they comfortable, “NOR” are we!
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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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“FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES”
Do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U’ll find al frns behind u !!!
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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY
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