A Quality Engineer married an average girl.
After 2 years of tough life with her, finally
Engineer got angry and sent a note to father-in-law stating that
“YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS”.
The smart father-in-law replies,
“WARRANTY EXPIRED. MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE”

A student asks a teacher, “What is love?”
The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he [...]

Dear All,
We are conducting written test on 29th Nov ’08 (Saturday at 10.00 a.m) for hiring Java and .Net freshers.
These are for both our current and upcoming projects.
The eligibility criteria are:
Qualification: B.E/ B.tech/ Msc/ MCA (only 2007 & 2008 pass out)
Experience: 0-1yr

Note:
Candidates who have completed a training course in JAVA / DOT NET or holding [...]

Reviewed by Suresh Babu (sureshbabupula@gmail.com)
Movie review: ” Dostana ”

Rating: 7/10

Genre: Romantic Comedy

Cast: Farhan John Abraham, Abhishek Bachchan, Piggy Chops aka Priyanka Chopra, Bobby Deol, Boman Irani, Kiron Kher.

Director: Tarun Mansukhani

Music: Vishal-Shekar

Producer: Karan Johar ( Dharma Productions)

Story:

Basically, it is a rectangular love story in which three guys [...]

PART – 2
LOVE IS A TRAP {a medical college love story}
by priyatham
PART – 1
Location : kakinada Rangaraya medical college.
Narration is from girl’s (saranya) side:
Internal exams aypoyayi, hostel lo andharu “nuvvosthanantey nenodhantaana” aney movie ki bayaluderaru. old room mate priya vachi “nannu rammanna raanannanu”. Oka paavu ganta sepu brathimilaadi tanoo vellipoyindhi.
Taruvatha anipinchindhi , tanu [...]

Dear All,

It’s time to be the Brand Ambassadors of CGI again!

As we continue to grow our talent, we request you to help us hire right and bright resources. Currently we have  following open positions for which you can refer your friends, relatives and/ or acquaintances

Sr.No
Request #
Experience
Skills
Location

1
J1108-0517
2 to 8 years
Oracle, PL SQL, Forms
Bangalore

2
J0708-1047
4 [...]

Hello,
Samsung is recruiting engineers with below mentioned skills and experience
a.

C/C++ with networking.
Must be very good in C and C++
Atleast 2+ years of experience in Software development.

b.

Core Java
Must be atleast 2+ years of experience in Java development projects

Please rush in your CV’s to babitha.l@samsung.com
Please forward this mail to your friends and relatives who are looking for [...]

Dear All,

We have requirements for the post of “SEO Position”. We would like you guys to refer your friends, acquaintances or people you know who will suit this profile.
The job description is as below:
Freshers   -    SEO Position

-        Good written and oral communication skills is mandatory
-        Basic knowledge of Search Engine Optimization
-        [...]

Madhu Film & TV Institute is offering part time courses in Acting and Direction.
Duration: 6 Months
Course Fee: 20,000 (10,000 for Ladies)
Course Commences from 01-Dec-2008
Timings: 6 PM to 9 PM
Prospectus can be obtained on paying Rs 100/-
Reserve your seat by paying Rs 10,000 by 25-Nov-2008
Contact Address:
Madhu Film & TV Institute
G-16A, Madhura Nagar,
Yousufguda, Hyderabad – 38
Phone Numbers:
9246373082
9885819100
9951478788
Office [...]

Read this, very goooooooooooooood one
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held. The professor passed out a sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn [...]