* Beauty lies in the eye of the BEER holder.

* Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubts.

* I only know two languages:
English
and
Bad English

* Powered by Ctrl C – Driven by ctrl V.

* Nothing is illegal ,until you are caught.

* I dont drive fast—–I fly low

* Those who can’t write programs, write help files.

* Multitasking is nothing but screwing many things simultaneously.

* Universal Law Of Software Engineers:
“Bugs can neither be created nor destroyed. However they can be converted from one form to other…!”

* Debug only code, Comments may lie !!!

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