Harsha Bhogle’s Famous One Liners – 3
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- One during India Vs South Africa series in 2001/02… “That was the flattest Parabola you wil ever see” when Sourav hit a Six off Ntini over Midwicket
- During Perth Test, Symond’s appeal against Tendulkar was turned down – Harsha says ‘ Symond looks like a child whose chocolate has been taken way’
- If two plus two is equal to four , then this is wide
- In the air ..in the air….taken…..this is a problem with the love stories. He said this when Yuvraj Singh got out in 2002 Natwest final.
- How many of you remember this from Harsha ” I just wonder can zaheer write a letter to B.C.C.I, can I get fielders who can take catches ” after 2 catches were dropped in one Zaheer Khan’s over (england 2007)
- I learnt during my school days “always recognize the fear in opposition’s camp “.
- This is again one of the very best. It was during the last test of the recent Ind vs Aus tour where Kumble and Ishant were having a great partnership and were frustrating Australians. Ricky Ponting set a very spread field for kumble allowing him to take a single. only a few were in the circle. Harsha said-”Kumble would take a photograph of this and show to his grand children and say that this was the field that Brett Lee had for me when I was 37 !!!!”
- This was during the Sydney test early this yearr when Sachin was batting on 99 nd all the fielders were saving singles. Harsha says “It is that time again when the journalists all around the world wud be ready with 2 sets of headlines. One saying Sachin falls in the 90’s once again and the other saying Sachin finally breaks the jinx and reaches 3 figures”
- This was when Yuvraj Singh was batting and something happened to his abdomen guard. So he put his pant slightly down and started adjusting the guard to which harsha said “Any changes in that part of the anatomy must be done in the dressing room”
- This one comes from a talk show where Harsha was commenting if IPL will be a hit or miss. He answered “Cricket is the biggest reality show in India.”
- “If Indian Hockey is A and Excellence is B, then A intersection B is a null set”
during his speech at IIM,Ahmedabad
- Its from India-England one day series the 6th odi when India chased down 316. Tendulkar hits one over the mid on and the wicketkeeper says ‘catch it’. Harsha replies – ‘ the question is who?’
- when Naseer Hussain got out by a hit wicket, he said “Naseer is finding out innovative ways of gettting out”
- During Harsha Unplugged, Harsha said Hershall Gibbs that it could have been even bigger news if you would have played a forward defense on that 6th ball (talking about the over when Gibbs hit 6 sixs)
- The problem with history is that it repeats itself in text books but not in real life.
- After dismantling the main string of the bowling attack, Gilly got out to Raina!!!!
Inspired by this event against the run of play, Harsha :”It’s like starting dynamics and getting your arithmetic sum wrong.”
- Great men get noticed when they fail, and ordinary men when they succeed.
- Duminy missed a full toss from Rohit Sharma – Harsha sayas, “He tried to play three shots on one delivery, but ended up playing none”.
- When Yuvaraj took hattrick and started running away from team huddle..Harsha Says…’Dont know why people run away in Happiness’.
- In an IPL match when Dwayne Smith very luckily survived 3 times, Harsha said “After the match I am taking Smith to a Casino”
- when Tendulkar got a hundred he said “Touch of Class & Stamp of Authority”
- This was in a match between India and South Africa, Umpire Rudi Kuertzen caught on camera sporting a rare smile. Harsha commented, “Last time Rudi Kuerzten smiled there was peace in west asia”
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Oh! What a quality humor Harsha Bhogle have!! Some of them are too good – smith with casino and umpire’s smile with peace in west asia
harsha’s comment and quotes r xtraordinary. how does he manage it on time. they r really funny
excellent stuff harsha.
The greatest ever intelligent personality got to World cricket from India, his sense helps to improve attitude towards life…….great harsha….
I’d like to add this to the list. When Pollard hit a massive six, Harsha said ” Why don’t they allow the fielders to be in the stands” And for another huge six, he said ” Sometimes when these batsmen hit sixes like this you wonder whether the ropes make any sense”
Great compilation of Harsha’s quotes. A legend in his own right! We bow down to you sir!