FMB: If you cross the border…See what happens
Subject: If You Cross The Border?
If You Cross **The North Korean **Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.
If You Cross **The Iranian* *Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If You Cross **The Afghan* *Border Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross **The Saudi Arabian* *Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed for 5 years.
If You Cross *The Chinese**Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.
If You Cross **The Venezuelan* *Border Illegally You
Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
If You Cross **The Cuban* *Border Illegally You Will
Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
If You Enter* Russia**Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent
To Prison And Deported
If You Are A **Pakistani **or a **Bangladeshi* *And Illegally Cross **The Indian Border*
*You Get*
- A Ration Card,
- Passport ( 1 or more)
- Haj Subsidy,
- A Drivers License,
- Voter Identity Card,
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privileges,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,
- A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of
expert human right activists.
- The right to talk about secularism, which was **not heard of back
home*
And Of course – Voting Rights!!
INDIA ROCKS!!!!!!
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