FMB: Common Job Interview Mistakes
Ashok Varma on Mar 17th 2010
50 Most Common Interview Mistakes:
1. Arriving late.
2. Arriving too early.
3. Lighting up a cigarette, or smelling like a cigarette.
4. Bad-mouthing your last boss.
5. Lying about your skills/experience/knowledge.
6. Wearing the wrong (for this workplace!) clothes.
7. Forgetting the name of the person you’re interviewing with.
8. Wearing a ton of perfume or aftershave.
9. Wearing sunglasses.
10. Wearing a Bluetooth [...]
FMB: If you cross the border…See what happens
Ashok Varma on Mar 5th 2010
Subject: If You Cross The Border?
If You Cross **The North Korean **Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.
If You Cross **The Iranian* *Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If You Cross **The Afghan* *Border Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross **The Saudi Arabian* *Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed for 5 years.
If You Cross *The [...]
FMB: She is a girl
Ashok Varma on Feb 26th 2010
She is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is working and earning almost as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;
One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven’t, as she was busy [...]
FMB: An Ode to Sachin
Ashok Varma on Feb 26th 2010
One comment posted on a Sports bulletin board-
“…When Sachin Tendulkar travelled to Pakistan to face one of the finest bowling attacks ever assembled in cricket, Michael Schumacher was yet to race a F1 car, Lance Armstrong had never been to the Tour de France, Diego Maradona was still the captain of a world champion Argentina [...]
Lakshmi Pranitha : Fiance of Junior NTR ?
Ashok Varma on Jan 28th 2010
All TV channels are airing about Jr NTR’s marriage. Details are here
The bride is the daughter of Real Estate business man Narne Srinivasa Rao.. also the owner of STUDIO N CHANNEL
She is studying Intermediate Final Year… The engagement is slated for the next month and marriage is supposed to be in the month of JUNE… [...]
FMB: Today’s Apt Quote!!!
Ashok Varma on Dec 23rd 2009
Forgiving or punishing the terrorists is left to God.
But,
fixing their appointment with God is our responsibility
- Indian Army
Updated statement for this in S/W INDUSTRY……..
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Forgiving or punishing the Developer is left to Manager.
But,
fixing their appointment with Manager is our responsibility
- Tester
We all knew that….. but this one is for the finishing touch, damn good.
Forgiving or punishing [...]
FMB: How do you identify an auditor…nice one…
Ashok Varma on Dec 21st 2009
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.
The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, ‘If I [...]






