DavidBissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
 
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
 
Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a [...]

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-22 (if the individual is too good looking but not [...]

> My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
> My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
> A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
-Milton Berle
> I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
“There was water in the carburetor.” I asked [...]

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neatand presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re notthinking the way he is.
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,they always think about the girl they truly care about …no [...]

OKA ABBAAYI VYADHA:
kottagaaa vudyogamlo cheraakaa manaku telisina vaallevarainaa kanipiste, “elaa vunnaavu ?” ani adiginaa adagakapoyinaa “pelleppudu?” ani maatram tappakundaa adugutaaru.
cinemaallo pellikaani ammaayila kastaalu choopistaaru kaani chaduvu avagotti, udyogam techchukuni, pellikaani abbaayila badhalu yevvaroo pattinchukoru.
naa friend okadu, “inko samvatsaram daakaa naaku pelli vaddu murro” ani yenta ginchukunnaa vaalla intlo vaallu vinalaa. tana maatalu nachchaka andaroo rendu [...]

It’s a Girl’s WorldIf he is late for class,he’s told,
“Time and Tide wait for none”.
If she is late,then the bus was late.
If a girl is dressed as a boy,she is modern,says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl,”Has he escaped from the Zoo?”
If a boy talks with a girl,”I think he is [...]

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks….Put them [...]

To IMPRESS a WOMANCompliment her
Respect her
Honor her,
Cuddle her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and dine her,
Buy things for her,
Listen to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Go to the ends of the Earth for her.
- How to IMPRESS a MAN -
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JUST SMILE ONCE AND HE’S YOURS
Jara Socho

When a GUY is quiet and is
alone,
He’s is thinking how good you’re, Miss
you!!!When a GUY is lying on his bed,
He is thinking deeply why he loves you.
When a GUY looks at you in your eyes,
He wants to tell you how much he loves
you and
how important you’re.
When a GUY answers “I’m Fine” after
awhile,
He is not and [...]

Hv Fun for 2 mins!
Ultimate……………..I bet u can’t stop laughing.
These are Girls profiles taken from a matrimonial site. These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar [...]