girl’s DictionaryYes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
We need = I want
It’s your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to
I’m not upset [...]

1.HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like
yours!!2.HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!3.HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!4.HE: Will [...]

*~Types Of Girls~*~HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVERRAM GIRLS:
she forgets about you, the moment you turn her offWINDOW GIRLS:
everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need [...]

(At your own risk!!!)
 
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
“You’re under arrest!”
(For what?)
“For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow [...]