FMB: Perfect Leg Break !!!
Ashok Varma on Nov 17th 2008
Read this, very goooooooooooooood one
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held. The professor passed out a sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn [...]
FMB: Disorder in the American Court
Ashok Varma on Nov 13th 2008
Hilarious …. The last one is the best…
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Disorder in the Court
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: How [...]
FMB: National and Festival holidays - 2009
Ashok Varma on Nov 10th 2008
Holiday list 2009 - Bangalore & Hyderabad
S.No
Date
Day
Occasion
1
14-Jan-09
Wednesday
Makara Shankranthi
2
26-Jan-09
Monday
Republic Day
3
27-Mar-09
Friday
Ugadi
4
01-May-09
Friday
May Day
5
14-Aug-09
Friday
Janamashtami
6
21-Sep-09
Monday
Ramzan
7
28-Sep-09
Monday
Vijaya Dashami
8
02-Oct-09
Friday
Gandhi Jayanthi
9
19-Oct-09
Monday
Naraka Chaturdashi/ Deepavali
10
25-Dec-09
Friday
Christmas
FMB: Psychological Test
Ashok Varma on Nov 3rd 2008
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right, including me .
A woman , while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy whom [...]
KBL Lines on Manager
Ashok Varma on Oct 31st 2008
Manager ki Patta Pagalu chukkalu chupaali…
Manager eduta dairyam ga laptop goda kesi kottali…
Assalu Manager leni lokam chudali…
- Kotha Bangaru Lokam lines by S/W engineer
FMB: The 10 Most Annoying Alarm Clocks
Ashok Varma on Oct 23rd 2008
The 10 Most Annoying Alarm Clocks
#10 - Climbing clock . It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings.
Don’t wake up fast enough, and you won’t be able to shut it up without a ladder.
# 9 Wake Up Puzzle . You have to build the puzzle to make it stop
# 8 Wake or [...]
FMB: Economic Crisis - Good Explanation & A Key Learning
Ashok Varma on Oct 16th 2008
Bankruptcy Concept - What is happening with the world today
Once there was a little island country. The land of this country was the tiny island itself. The total money in circulation was 2 dollars as there were only two pieces of 1 dollar coins circulating around.
1) There were 3 [...]
FMB: Inspiring Speech by Steve Jobs
Ashok Varma on Oct 7th 2008
Video Link of the Speech:
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=JPL_NjBjUWE
This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005.
I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be [...]
FMB: India bans smoking from 2nd October
Ashok Varma on Sep 25th 2008
Puff and pay!
The health ministry has issued a directive prohibiting smoking in all government and public buildings from October 2 this year, reports the Times of India.
The directive, issued under Prohibition of Smoking in Public Places Rules, 2008, does not consider roads and parks as public places. However, small cafes, restaurants, schools, pubs or discotheques, [...]





