Archive for the 'Forward Mail Box' Category

FMB: Perfect Leg Break !!!

Ashok Varma on Nov 17th 2008

Read this, very goooooooooooooood one
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held. The professor passed out a sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn [...]

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FMB: Disorder in the American Court

Ashok Varma on Nov 13th 2008

Hilarious …. The last one is the best…

Disorder in the Court
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: How [...]

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FMB: National and Festival holidays - 2009

Ashok Varma on Nov 10th 2008

Holiday list 2009 - Bangalore & Hyderabad

S.No

Date

Day

Occasion

1

14-Jan-09

Wednesday

Makara Shankranthi

2

26-Jan-09

Monday

Republic Day

3

27-Mar-09

Friday

Ugadi

4

01-May-09

Friday

May Day

5

14-Aug-09

Friday

Janamashtami

6

21-Sep-09

Monday

Ramzan

7

28-Sep-09

Monday

Vijaya Dashami

8

02-Oct-09

Friday

Gandhi  Jayanthi

9

19-Oct-09

Monday

Naraka Chaturdashi/ Deepavali

10

25-Dec-09

Friday

Christmas

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FMB: Psychological Test

Ashok Varma on Nov 3rd 2008

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right, including me .
A woman , while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy whom [...]

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KBL Lines on Manager

Ashok Varma on Oct 31st 2008

Manager ki Patta Pagalu chukkalu chupaali…
Manager eduta dairyam ga laptop goda kesi kottali…
Assalu Manager leni lokam chudali…
- Kotha Bangaru Lokam lines by S/W engineer

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FMB: The 10 Most Annoying Alarm Clocks

Ashok Varma on Oct 23rd 2008

The 10 Most Annoying Alarm Clocks
#10 - Climbing clock . It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings.
Don’t wake up fast enough, and you won’t be able to shut it up without a ladder.
# 9 Wake Up Puzzle . You have to build the puzzle to make it stop
# 8 Wake or [...]

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FMB: The great downfall of IT Proposals

Ashok Varma on Oct 17th 2008


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FMB: Economic Crisis - Good Explanation & A Key Learning

Ashok Varma on Oct 16th 2008

Bankruptcy Concept - What is happening with the world today

Once there was a little island country. The land of this country was the tiny island itself. The total money in circulation was 2 dollars as there were only two pieces of 1 dollar coins circulating around.
1) There were 3 [...]

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FMB: Inspiring Speech by Steve Jobs

Ashok Varma on Oct 7th 2008

Video Link of the Speech:
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=JPL_NjBjUWE
This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005.

I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be [...]

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FMB: India bans smoking from 2nd October

Ashok Varma on Sep 25th 2008

Puff and pay!
The health ministry has issued a directive prohibiting smoking in all government and public buildings from October 2 this year, reports the Times of India.
The directive, issued under Prohibition of Smoking in Public Places Rules, 2008, does not consider roads and parks as public places. However, small cafes, restaurants, schools, pubs or discotheques, [...]

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