FMB: Perfect Leg Break !!!
Ashok Varma on Nov 17th 2008
Read this, very goooooooooooooood one
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held. The professor passed out a sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn [...]
FMB: Disorder in the American Court
Ashok Varma on Nov 13th 2008
Hilarious …. The last one is the best…
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Disorder in the Court
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: How [...]
FMB: The 10 Most Annoying Alarm Clocks
Ashok Varma on Oct 23rd 2008
The 10 Most Annoying Alarm Clocks
#10 - Climbing clock . It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings.
Don’t wake up fast enough, and you won’t be able to shut it up without a ladder.
# 9 Wake Up Puzzle . You have to build the puzzle to make it stop
# 8 Wake or [...]
FMB: Old Man, Boy and a Donkey
Ashok Varma on Sep 12th 2008
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.
The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, [...]
FMB: Seven Ups
Ashok Varma on Sep 12th 2008
The Seven Ups!!..
The 7 Ups!
1. Wake Up!!
Decide to have a good day.
2. Dress Up!!
The best way to dress up is to put on a smile.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
3. Shut Up!!
Say nice things and learn to listen.
With two ears and one mouth..it’s meant for us to do twice as much [...]
FMB: Unfit to own a computer
Ashok Varma on Sep 12th 2008
There’s always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee [...]
FMB: Its Strange Isn’t It ?
Ashok Varma on Sep 10th 2008
Isn’t it strange how a 20 rupee note seems like such a large amount when
you donate it to temple, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
Isn’t it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you’re at Temple, and how
short they seem when you’re watching a good movie?
Isn’t it strange that you can’t [...]
