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FMB: Its Strange Isn’t It ?

Ashok Varma on Sep 10th 2008

Isn’t it strange how a 20 rupee note seems like such a large amount when
you donate it to temple, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
Isn’t it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you’re at Temple, and how
short they seem when you’re watching a good movie?
Isn’t it strange that you can’t [...]

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FMB: Rare Coconut Tree

Ashok Varma on Sep 10th 2008

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FMB: How do girls download videos ?

Ashok Varma on Sep 10th 2008

How do Girls download Videos from Internet ?
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FMB: Humor to brighten your day

Ashok Varma on Sep 10th 2008


What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
” Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,but I never told them anything !! ”

What’s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.

When I was young I used to pray for [...]

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FMB: When a women lies …

Ashok Varma on Sep 10th 2008

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, ‘My dear child, why are you crying?’ The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband [...]

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FMB: Husband, Wife – Marriage and Etc

Ashok Varma on Sep 5th 2008

WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
“Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
“Husband Wanted”.
Next day [...]

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FMB: Facts of India

Ashok Varma on Sep 5th 2008

FACTS THAT MAKE EVERY Indian PROUD
Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard (hp) ?
A. Rajiv Gupta
Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today’s computers run on it)?
A. Vinod Dahm
Q. Who is the third richest man on the world?
A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, [...]

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FMB: Which festival is this ?

Ashok Varma on Sep 5th 2008

You might have said: Krishna Janmastmi. Wrong
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“RAKSHA BHANDHAN ”

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FMB: Stunning words of Swami Vivekananda

Ashok Varma on Sep 5th 2008

When I Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face
When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in life to Solve
When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People
When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard
When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me opportunities [...]

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FMB: India Today

Ashok Varma on Sep 1st 2008

Read completely….
India Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow:
* India did not qualify for hockey (out national game) in Beijing Olympics —- Still our government doesn’t really care, actually nobody cares. No funds available for our national game.
* SRK made movies like Chak De India, to [...]

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