Going  to beach in China..better go early

Math’s Teacher: If you have 12 Chocolates and you
Give 5 to Lela,
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
Then what will u get????
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Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

Which of the two birds is a female?
Below are two birds.  Study them closely……… See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by some
one with limited bird watching skills.
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Send this to all of the men you know and to women who have a lil’ sense of [...]

Real names of Bollywood Celebrities
Aamir Khan - Aamir Hussain Khan
Ajay Devgan - Vishal Devgan
Ajit - Hamid Ali Khan
Akshay Kumar - Rajiv Bhatia
Amitabh Bachchan - Amit Srivastav
Ashok Kumar - Kumud Ganguly
Bobby Deol - Vijay Singh Deol
Dev Anand - Devdutt Pishorimal Anand
Dharmendra - Dharam Singh Deol
Dilip Kumar - Yusuf Khan
Govinda - Govinda Arun Ahuja
Jeetendra - Ravi Kapoor
John [...]

THIS YEAR’S “Not My Job” AWARD
and the winner is
National Highway Department
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scroll down to see why?
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