I Quit Drinking:
This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:
A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and [...]

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. – “Someone may steal from it at night.”
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ
Said..
- “How does the watchman do his [...]

Corporate Story:
Once upon a time there was an Indian Rowing Team. India and Japan agreed to do an annual rowing race. Each team should contain 8 men. Both teams worked really hard to get in a best shape. The day the race started both teams were in similar condition. Although the Japanese won by 1 [...]

Recently came to know about a free horoscope service over phone. Anyone can dial 9491454665 and get horoscope analysis and predictions of their future.
This service is provided by some Swamiji and his sishyas from Tirupathi.
Don’t know what benefit they get with this. They claim it as a service to the society and ask us to [...]

SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !
Bhavik
I once went out to the market wearing my Infosys ID card and did not realize till my friend told me why I was wearing it !!!!
Ashok
few days back I slept at 11:30 in the ni8 and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought [...]

We have 3 stupid stages of life………..
Teen age:
Have Time + Energy …but No Money
Working Age:
Have Money + Energy …but No Time
Old age:
Have Time + Money …but no Energy

What’s in a Name?
A computer error gave two women in America called Patricia the same social security number. When the two women were brought together in an office to rectify the blunder they discovered that
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They had both been born with the names Patricia Ann Campbell
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Both of their fathers were called Robert Campbell
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Their birthdays were on [...]

A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same.
Week 1
Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.
Week 3
Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire [...]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when…
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2 You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not [...]

How to take care of your wife:
In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.
Here is [...]