Archive for the 'Sardarji Jokes' Category

FMB: Sardarji’s Maths

Ashok Varma on Feb 3rd 2008

Go through mail to improve ur IQ or (Maths)………… ………………….
There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to meet their old friend the President Dr. Zail Singh
The Sardars decide to take a taxi.
The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan.
The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, “You have to pay [...]

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FMB: Joke

Ashok Varma on Jan 31st 2008

Letter from mother to son Santa Singh.Pyare Puttar. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can’t read fast We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved I wont be [...]

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FMB: SARDARJI’S KIDNAPPING CASE

Ashok Varma on Jan 31st 2008

There was a Sardarji (HARMEET SINGH) who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
HARMEET then wrote a note saying: “I’ve kidnapped your [...]

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FMB: SAR-DAR-JI JOKES

Ashok Varma on Jan 31st 2008

 1 .
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u Xchnged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
2 .
Sardar tells a girl “Come 2 my house at night,nobody Will b
there………….
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.More…
3 .
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to [...]

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FMB: Very Funny

Ashok Varma on Jan 29th 2008

Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman’s saree. He asked her “Can you lift that [...]

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