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FMB: How do you identify an auditor…nice one…

Ashok Varma on Dec 21st 2009

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.
The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, ‘If I [...]

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FMB: A short story contest in a Software Company

Ashok Varma on Nov 10th 2009

A short story contest in a Software Company
There was a contest in an Indian Software Company, to write a fictional story for 500 words max which would start with the line “On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Chennai station ”
This is what a [...]

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FMB: Lion in US

Ashok Varma on Nov 4th 2009

In a poor zoo of India , a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. One day the lion thought it’s prayers were answered when a US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to a US zoo.
The lion was [...]

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FMB:I Quit Drinking

Ashok Varma on Oct 29th 2009

I Quit Drinking:
This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:
A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and [...]

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FMB: Current Situation in IT Industry

Ashok Varma on Oct 28th 2009

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. – “Someone may steal from it at night.”
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ
Said..
- “How does the watchman do his [...]

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FMB: Corporate Story

Ashok Varma on Oct 28th 2009

Corporate Story:
Once upon a time there was an Indian Rowing Team. India and Japan agreed to do an annual rowing race. Each team should contain 8 men. Both teams worked really hard to get in a best shape. The day the race started both teams were in similar condition. Although the Japanese won by 1 [...]

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Free Horoscope Service

Ashok Varma on Oct 27th 2009

Recently came to know about a free horoscope service over phone. Anyone can dial 9491454665 and get horoscope analysis and predictions of their future.
This service is provided by some Swamiji and his sishyas from Tirupathi.
Don’t know what benefit they get with this. They claim it as a service to the society and ask us to [...]

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FMB: SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !

Ashok Varma on Oct 27th 2009

SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !
Bhavik
I once went out to the market wearing my Infosys ID card and did not realize till my friend told me why I was wearing it !!!!
Ashok
few days back I slept at 11:30 in the ni8 and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought [...]

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FMB: 3 stupid stages of life…..

Ashok Varma on Oct 27th 2009

We have 3 stupid stages of life………..
Teen age:
Have Time + Energy …but No Money
Working Age:
Have Money + Energy …but No Time
Old age:
Have Time + Money …but no Energy

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FMB: Amazing Coincidences

Ashok Varma on Oct 27th 2009

What’s in a Name?
A computer error gave two women in America called Patricia the same social security number. When the two women were brought together in an office to rectify the blunder they discovered that
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They had both been born with the names Patricia Ann Campbell
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Both of their fathers were called Robert Campbell
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Their birthdays were on [...]

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