* Beauty lies in the eye of the BEER holder.
* Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubts.
* I only know two languages:
English
and
Bad English
* Powered by Ctrl C – Driven by ctrl V.
* Nothing is illegal ,until you are caught.
* I dont drive fast—–I fly low
* [...]

* I give 100% at work…….
10% on monday
25% on tuesday
30% on wenesday
25% on thursday
10% on friday
* I was born FREE…….my dad is a doctor !!!
* Why do people with closed mind, open their mouth ?
* I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
* You Remind Me A Lot of My [...]

* Your only competitor is TIME.
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs even louder.
* I’m so poor that I can’t even pay attention.
* Nothing is impossible and I do “nothing ” everyday.
* If you want to stand out, don’t be different; be outstanding.
* The greatest thing you can [...]

* Its not the gun that kills, its the mind that decides to do the damage.
* Life is 10% how you make it and 90% how you take it.
* Hard work beats talent when talent does not work hard.
* Dont let someone become priority in your life while you are still an option to them.
* [...]

* Love is blind. That’s why it never looks at me.
* We waste 1/4th of our life in studies, just to learn how to waste the rest 3/4th.
* Men are like commercials, there’s no thruth in what they say.
* Down to Earth…but Still above All.
* Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* Whoever said [...]

* Whenever you feel 98% lonely, 66% bored, 07% angry, 46% sad or even 66% confused….just put those numbers together and call
me.
* If u fall, fall like a seed to germinate not like a leaf to die.
* Don’t be bothered by what others think of you. You have a lifetime to prove it to others. [...]

* There is an Extraordinary Love story in every Ordinary Jodi.
* A clay pot having milk will be ranked higher than a golden pot having poison.
* Nothing is easy in this world. It becomes easy when you concentrate. You can concentrate only when you have an urge to excel.
* Interest is the best teacher.
* If [...]

* If someone asks you, Why are you not in love still ? tell them that God is busy writing the best love story for you.
* No me no fun, Know me know fun
* I tried not to highlight the pimples but concentrate on the dimples.
* Love is not finding the similarities, but respecting the [...]

* CEOs are handsome, entrepreneurs are ugly.
* There’s nothing like stealing an idea. The concept of idea is worthless – its the execution that matters. Everyone has ideas its the execution that separates the entrepreneurs from the wanna-preneurs. You can ask any entrepreneur around that they’ll attest to it — ideas are by themselves of [...]